Protecting your private parts (of data)
Worried about your data and personal information? Don’t worry, I am too. And literally would have no place to put your data if I ever did collect it! (But I don’t). I’ve been broke abroad so many times where I couldn’t afford a sandwich, and especially not expensive servers and all of that nonsense. So even if someone rocked up, say David Attenborough, and asked to see your data with that soothing voice of his — I couldn’t probably even offer him a tea let alone your data.
So that settles that, I don’t collect or sell your data, and I hope you don’t do that to me. Friends? Yes, nice to meet you and welcome to Lost Boy Memoirs!
Sincerely The Lost Boy,